Happy International Women’s Day, everyone! (or belated Women’s Day, depending on the time zone)
If Hannibal doesn’t feel guilty eating anything u don’t have to either.
buT DONT EAT PEOPLE THAT IS WRONG
A wise advice from tumblr user Cannibalisnn
I love that Thomas gives them a conspiratorial look like “yup, he’s hot. Jealous?”
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
This is what people see as they commute to work in Philly.Hollaback Philly is absolutely doing it right.
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS